"Exotic amputees" needed for Pirates 3

An open casting call for Pirates of the Caribbean 3:

Seeking Pirates -- men age 18+, all shapes and sizes, all ethnicities: Asian, Spanish, French, African, Syrian, Lebanese, Middle Eastern, Turkish, Armenian, Arab, Persian, Caucasian, South American, Pacific Islander, Eskimo, etc...

You must be an extreme character type! We need extremely skinny, very tall, very short, hunchback, little people, unusual facial features and body types, exotic amputees, albinos, etc.

I have to say that an only male pirate cast bothers me as much as an all "grotesque" cast. Are you odd-looking? We have just the job for you but only if you're a goofy-looking guy.

I'll pretty much go to any film to see Johnny Depp (he's so purty), but what does it mean when the main characters are all flawlessly gorgeous and all the extras are just a new exhibit of circus freaks?

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