Showing posts with label things that crack me up. Show all posts
Showing posts with label things that crack me up. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Things that crack me up #51

Restroom signage where figures are wearing sombreros and other Mexican dress.










Image description: A color photo of a nice little sign for restrooms showing a female figure, Wheelchair Dude (I consider "Dude" gender-neutral -- dooooode), and a male figure, all in variations of the classic access symbols. The sign has a brown wood frame and is in shades of brown, green, black and white. The female figure wears a brimmed hat and a brown and green dress. The male figure has brown pants and a black top with a white button-down shirt underneath. Wheelchair Dude's chair is white and she's dressed in black. Both Wheelchair Dude and the male figure wear sombreros. Arrows underneath the figures point, presumably, toward equally charming restrooms.

Photo posted to Flickr by mwboeckmann who also posted Viking Wheelchair Dude.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Things that crack me up #50

Access sign that translates figures and Asian into Please Use Anyone











Image description: A color photo of a sign that has Wheelchair Dude and several other access symbols in a row above writing in an Asian language, with English below that. Along with Wheelchair Dude there's a person with a cane in profile looking about to sit down, though there's no chair behind her. Also, there's an adult holding a child's hand and a pregnant woman. The English translation of the Asian writing reads simply "Please Use Anyone."

h/t to Shiva of Biodiverse Resistance

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Things that crack me up #49

Wheelchair Guy becomes an astronaut. The photo from failblog.com shows a parking space with Wheelchair Guy, the international symbol of accessibility, painted in the space. Except the wheel part of the symbol is not under the guy, it's over his head like a big bubble. I suppose the two-piece template for painting the symbol got botched up. Either that or visiting aliens will now be competing for prime parking spots.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Things that crack me up #48

Image description: A color photo posted to Flickr by Trevor Coultart shows a white rectangular sign with the black image of Wheelchair guy inside a red circle. To the right, the direction Wheelchair Guy faces, is one word: "HIDE!" also in red.

There are a few pellet gun holes in the sign all around the Dude, who is either fleeing or chasing, I can't tell which.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Things that crack me up #47

High-tech wheelchair with hole in seat and toilet beneath the chair














Image description: A color photo of a modern, high-backed wheelchair all in a shade of light gray similar to office computers. The seat pictured is one option -- with a cut-out in the middle to acommodate the toilet underneath. The whole seat, with high back, headrest, and slim minimal armrests, looks a lot like modern office furniture with foot platforms attached and a different wheel base.


So, there are some cool things about this "high-tech wheelchair" called the Home Chare. It's a design project, I believe, not something actually being manufactured anywhere yet. The concept is basically a chair for everything but sleeping -- it can lie flat so as to be a level transfer height from a bed, it can detach from it's wheeled base and attach to a stairway lift, and you can poop in it by simply wheeling the chair over what looks like a standard size toilet.

Though for that last to work, as noted at Student Tech News, the wheelchair user needs to be pantless. That's the part that has me giggling:

"I have a modern new wheelchair! But there's one catch: I will no longer be wearing pants of any kind!"
In all serious, there's some design genius and also some serious flaws here, unless this is still meant to be an auxiliary chair to a person's main power wheelchair as even the large back wheels of a manual chair have to be attached for this to be maneuverable from a sitting position. Like the wheel base that accommodates a toilet beneath it, large wheels that a user can touch and turn while in the chair seem to be an accessory rather than a built-in feature, and since there's no motor or power mechanism of any kind, this is a chair to be pushed around in rather than to use for oneself. It's for ease of care-giving, not the ease of a wheelchair user. And that's fine if this is an auxiliary chair to the one the person can use independently.

Other possible flaws that I see include the tiny armrests, which I would try to lean on or use to shift my weight and find myself on the floor because they are not big enough to keep anyone who needs support from flopping out. Also, while this would make an awesome shower chair -- or poop chair, I guess -- I do not want to spend all the hours of my day in a chair lacking cushiness. Disabled people's asses, what I know of them, are rarely impressed by very modern, thin seating, even if it does include gel cushion. Padding everywhere, please, if I'm sitting here all week.

Finally, I kind of like wearing pants.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Things that crack me up #46

A stuffed groundhog using wheelchair serves as accessible restroom signage










Is this cute or disturbing?

Image description: A color photo posted to Flickr by geekmama76 of a sign on a restroom at a wildlife park in Perth, Australia. It's a 3-D sign, I believe. It's of a creature, like a groundhog (or a badger?), with a bandage around it's head and it's hind legs and back half resting in a tiny little silver wheelchair.

This is obviously an original piece of signage art. What I find disturbing -- or hilarious? -- is that it looks like a stuffed animal -- an actual animal, dead, but stuffed -- attached to the disabled access restroom door.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Things that crack me up #45

I love me some variations on Wheelchair Guy.

Image description: A color photo posted to Flickr by clagnut shows a pale blue spray-painted Wheelchair Guy on a brown wall in a London bar. Wheelchair Guy's hands are upraised, with the right one holding a big wrench and the left one holding a large spoon.

Details from clagnut: "The Gents' symbol was displayed with kitchen utensils and the Women's was displayed with tools. Hence the combination for the unisex Disabled loo."

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Things that crack me up #44
















A disabled access restroom for vikings!

Image description: A color photo posted to Flickr by mwboeckmann of a handmade restroom door sign. The background is red with a Celtic black boarder of serpents. Inside this frame is a green -- maybe aged brass or bronze? -- figure of a guy wearing a metal helmet that has a nose guard. He's parked in Wheelchair Guy position, facing rightward, and the wheel of his chair could also be a round shield.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Things that crack me up #43












Image description: A color photo posted to Flickr by zombie squirrels shows a Sea World, San Diego, sign with art deco stylings. The text of the sign directs "Disabled" to the left and "Child Swap" to the right. If you have a disabled child you'd like to trade in, apparently you're out of luck.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Things that crack me up #42

Image description: A color photo posted to Flickr by まてぃあすMattias shows a complicated sign for priority seating on a Tokyo commuter train. The sign shows the stick figure images of five people in green with the reasons they get priority seating highlighted on their bodies in orange. The first guy holds an orange cane (because he's elderly, I think), the second figure is a pregnant woman with three straight cartoonish lines (usually for indicating motion or noise) emanating from the orange heart in her big belly. The middle figure holds an orange infant. The fourth figure wears a giant orange sock, er, cast, and carries an orange crutch. Or maybe it's a cricket bat. And the last figure has orange double parentheses showing off his orange and apparently troubled heart, beating uncertainly in his chest. It's quite a lineup, really.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Things that crack me up #41












Image description: A color photo posted at Flickr by sobriquet.net shows a blue sign from a train or train station with white lettering that has been vandalized. Whole words and some letters have been whited out so that the sign reads: "On request eat an elderly or disabled person."

This is progress. Those willing to help will now wait for our request.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Things that crack me up #40

Image description: The color photo posted at Flickr by drewm shows a closeup of a sign, apparently for disabled access parking. There's a big white "P" on a blue background just above the symbol of Universal Access Wheelchair Guy, only Wheelchair Guy appears to be holding, well, I think it looks like a crown that royalty might wear. Beside these two images are the words "Disabled badger holders only." Is it possible the crown image is really a largish weaselly creature?

I know there's significant competition for parking spots everywhere these days, but these extra requirements just exhaust me. Now I have to find a badger that will sit in my lap?

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Things that crack me up #39

Cilla at Big Noise cracks me up. After my last published edition of what afflicts me with the chuckles, Penny at Disability Studies posted a similar example of restroom signage discrimination where disabled guy is denied clothes. So, Cilla created this Wheelchair Cowgirl for me. Take that half-naked nondisabled Hawaiian guy and Knott's Berry Farm Cowboy Dude!

Image description: Cilla's artwork takes disabled guy, the basic universal disability access symbol, and gives him a cowboy hat, sheriff's star pinned to his chest, fringed chaps (showing the fringes on the underside of his thighs), kickass cowboy boots with spurs, and a lasso swinging in the air from his arm. She's beautiful. Thanks, Cilla!

Monday, May 05, 2008

Things that crack me up #38

Which is more disturbing? That the disabled wheelchair symbol guy is naked or that the nondisabled stick figure guy is not wearing pants?
















Image description: A color photo of restroom signage in the Honolulu, Hawaii, airport, posted on Flickr by Wha'ppen. On a black or dark brown background two white stick figures for the mens' restroom: The universal access wheelchair guy, looking like he always does in simple white outline, sits next to the mostly universal stick figure symbol for the mens' restroom -- a nondisabled standing guy in simple white outline. Except the nondisabled guy is wearing a very festive Hawaiian shirt , yellow with red flowers. The effect of the colorful shirt on the otherwise white figure is that he appears to be wearing only a shirt. Disabled guy doesn't get a shirt.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Things that crack me up #37

This is a the latest of a series at my blog, usually consisting of an amusing visual image about disability. Visual descriptions are meant to both assist those who cannot view the image well, and encourage discussion when others see something different.

Braille webcomic
















Visual description: A one-pane comic, drawn very simply. A stick figure stands next to a sign posted on a wall that reads "Third Floor Office" with some Braille just below those words. At the top of the comic: "I learned to read Braille a while back, and I've noticed that the messages on signs don't always match the regular text." The stick figure touching the Braille signage has a thought balloon translating what she reads: "S-I-G-H-T-E-D P-E-O-P-L-E S-U-C-K ... Hey!"

Comic source

h/t to Andrea at Andrea's Buzzing About

Cross-posted at Alas, A Blog

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Things that crack me up #36

TGP reader Stu Russell shares this photo from Malaysia. He writes: "The disabled in Malaysia are not well catered for, but the NGOs representing the disabled are fighting hard to get a better deal, and for Universal Design.

"As a follow up to your latest post, [this] is a photo taken yesterday on a Malayan Railway Commuter train heading south from Kuala Lumpur to Seremban. A section of seats had been permanently removed, but the sign remained saying 'Priority Seating' with symbols showing those persons who are aged, pregnant, have walking difficulties, etc.

"All but one or two rail road stations are totally inaccessible to those using wheelchairs, and access if difficult for those with walking difficulties and the elderly, or the infirm."

Photo description: Pretty much at Stu describes, it's a color photo of the inside of a commuter train car where there are no seats at all, just a pole and a window on the car's side showing a sunny day beyond. But a small sign on the wall reads in... Malaysian?: "Keutamann Tempat Duduk -- Priority Seating" with stick images of four people sitting. A person with a baby, a pregnant woman, a person with a cane and a person with a casted leg and a crutch.














And this bewildering sign from Flickr photog andreeainjapan: A big sign, black with white lettering, posted outside of a public toilet apparently for the disabled is in Japanese with this English translation: "The direction of companion mind should cooperate with rescue at lighting of a red lamp, or a buzzer. Please give me connection from a nearby extraordinary telephone."

And a sign for some really exclusive seating in China. A seat in an airport public waiting area in Shanghai boasts a bright yellow sign with red lettering in both Chinese and English. The English part reads: "THE OLD WEAK SICK DISABLE AND PREGNANT ONLY." Flickr photo by DiscoContinental.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Things that crack me up, #35

WARNING! We're out there.















This doesn't always amuse me, but the persistent need to identify disabled persons' nearby presence -- distinct from identifying disabled access or other services -- does often crack me up.

"Ohmygod! They're lurking somewhere close! Those people you try not to stare at and never know what to say to. Look out! They're here!"

Sign warning of Photo descriptions: The first photo is a blurry color image of a yellow warning sign with the silhouettes of a man and woman walking. Below, a smaller yellow sign explains, "DISABLED." Flickr photo by dinaAZ.

Second photo is a color image of a white triangular warning sign with a red border. The silhouetted image is of a person riding a horse and a white sign below this one explains, "Disabled riders." Flickr photo by octa 2 yossie.

Sign:













The third photo is a close-up of a big white sign with block letters. In red and underlined: "WARNING" followed by black text: "ELDERLY AND DISABLED PEOPLE." Flickr photo by markydeedroppics.

Friday, November 09, 2007

Things that crack me up, #34

Roadside sign warning of disabled drivers of horse cartsWarning: Someone to gawk at ahead

Image description: A roadside warning sign. A white triangular sign with a red boarder has an image of a horse drawing a cart with international symbol wheelchair guy sitting in the cart. His chair is larger than the horse. Signs below read "Disabled drivers, 100 yds".

Intriguing, isn't it? Are there actual horse carts like this up ahead? And what about that, exactly, warrants a warning? Are the horses particularly stressed? Are the drivers especially bad? Or did the local municipality decide this was so interesting that tourists need advance warning of what they will see?

Photo credit: Flickr's glenwe de

Thursday, July 26, 2007

Things that crack me up, #33

Signs. Doncha always love them signs?

Placard reads











This placard reads
It reads


























Visual description: These three photos from collegehumor.com are about as unpretty as photographs can be. The first is a closeup of a placard that reads "HANDICAPPED FACILITES (sic) LOCATED ON 2ND AND 3RD FLOORS." The second pic is of a placard hanging next to a door with a lock on it that requires a key and a damaged wall above the placard, possibly where another sign has been yanked down. This placard reads "HANDICAP TOILET LOCATED ON 2ND FLOOR." The last photo is of a paper sign hanging in a window. It reads "NOTICE! HANDICAP BUTTON DISABLED (until further notice) Thanks for your Cooperation." There's something so passive-aggressive about that last.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Things that crack me up, #32

For Steve and Connie:

Visual description: It's a color photo evidently taken somewhere on graduation day as many of the people in the background are wearing gowns and academic regalia. A tarred walkway cuts over a grassy area. In the foreground a red sawhorse blocks the entire walkway for no obvious reason. These words are printed boldly in white on one of the red horizontal crossboards: "Providing a safer environment for the visually impaired."