Monday, February 05, 2007

Random Parts Replacement Fun

Ventilator traded in for one which does not randomly turn itself off:

Check.

New ventilator's obscure nonprescription default settings changed (by an adventurous nurse!) to match the other one I have here at the house so that I can use it without getting an immediate headache:

Check.

Trach changed by my mother while the local doctor watches so that she can stop having nightmares about what might have gone wrong during the emergency switch last month:

Check.

Appointment to get my scooter fixed so that it will stop drifting backwards randomly and risking sudden trach/vent tube crisis:

Check.

Plans with a local welder to fix the rack that holds my vent to my scooter so that it will stop threatening to fall off randomly:

Check.

Appointment for routine feeding tube Parts Replacement Event:

Call tomorrow.

Whew.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great check list. I was giggling by the 3rd one. Not funny but it's the 1 AM@work thing.

Kay Olson said...

You're such a liar. It's barely midnight. :P

Anonymous said...

Similar feeling even then. ;))

imfunnytoo said...

Ok...This post is marvelous for trying to explain to people why having impairments often is a *job* all by itself.

A less fraught example from my schedule past.//"What did you do all weekend?"

"Laundry"

"No, I mean what did you *do* all weekend!"

"LAUNDRY!"

(Sigh.)

Anonymous said...

Goodness. Kay, has anyone told you lately YOU rock? No, you ARE a rock!