Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The last ten visitors

This is a typical sample of the last ten visitors to this blog. They came through a search for:

devotees porn
disabled frustration
porn with handicapped people
getting excused from jury duty
disabled porn
disabled porn
Helen Keller
disabled veterans
naked wheelchair women
feminism niqab

And so, for 5 out of ten search-engine visitors, I give you, porn for disabled people:










































































Visual description: There are seven tantalizing photos -- 1) some black, bendy, modern-looking wrist-cuff crutches, 2) a warehouse of hundreds of shiny new scooters all lined up in rows, 3) the foot portion of a very high-tech prosthetic limb that is sleek metal and is called the "sprinter" (it says so right on it), 4) three different views of a wooden cane with flames painted down its length, 5) an alert, very cute young dog wearing a "guide dog in training" vest, 6) the "tank chair," a wheelchair with tank treads where the four wheels would normally be (the rider would sit about two feet higher than the norm), and 7) a sturdy, wide, new, gently-sloped, apparently ADA-compliant ramp.

22 comments:

Unknown said...

must all your porn for disabled people be for people with visible disabilities?

Kay Olson said...

Nope! Help me with suggestions?

Penny L. Richards said...

Ooooh, you're gonna get some serious traffic now... I should check our last ten visitors, maybe the same folks are making the rounds.

Anonymous said...

Off topic post

Kay,

I didn't know you had a blog. Thank you for your continued good work.

I have a new blog and you and your insights are warmly welcomed to drop by.

ismith said...

Ooooh ... I want those crutches ... [stares in awe].

Sylvia said...

I have to say: that tank chair is pretty damned hot.

Ruth said...

LOL ! ADA compliant ramps with their curves...gentle features...hot....

Penny L. Richards said...

Okay, I just checked--the last 10 searches that led clicks to DS,TU (as of this morning) were mighty tame by comparison:

disability studies
paul hoffman taser
the Undressed Project
Louis Braille 1952
Braille history photos
December 8 1985
Disability Studies Seattle
"Henry Davis" piano blind
amputation leg she her 2007 Oregon
pride by Dahlia Ravikovitch

Wheelchair Dancer said...

lorddddddddd. hilarious. wailing with laughter.

visits 4-14 today...(the first 4 were from my home page)

disability fetish
transabled
unknown
wheelchair topless
a link from your post on disability and porn
ipod wheelchair
unknown
unknown
from my home page
how to push a wheelchair

Dawn Allenbach said...

That tank chair totally got me hot! *grin*

Of course, after living in New Orleans the last couple years, ramps do it for me, too. Even more -- curb cuts and "level," unbroken sidewalks. And automatic doors.

Kay Olson said...

Ooooh, you're gonna get some serious traffic now...

Sigh, I know, but after writing something I think is sorta cool or thoughtful, to find it's mostly fetish freaks showing up is just too weird. I will say: checking sitemeter is sometimes the most hilarious part of my day.

Rachel: I wrote something about a jury duty summons last September, IIRC. Since then, well, there seem to be a lot of people out there who just do NOT want to serve searching the nets for ideas.

bint alshamsa said...

*Bint covering her eyes*

I can't believe you would exhibit such wantonly lascivious pictures!!

*Bint happily peeking through fingers*

:)

Anonymous said...

That tank chair would solve a few accessibility issues, not to mention some related to respect.
However, if my right-wing colleague who uses a wheelchair gets hold of one of those, i will leave the country.

Anonymous said...

Oh, Kay, honey, this stuff is all so exciting! You know what would make me really hot, though? A picture of a big ol' pile of money to pay for it all. A really really big pile of money. Yeah. Size would matter.

Of course, then I'd want to see pictures of people, especially poor and uninsured people, actually owning and using all this stuff, as appropriate, after the money had been, um, spent. Geez. There's just no end to the potential for porn addiction here.

Not relevant but funny:

The number one search that draws people to my site is still "three-legged pig joke," which can be found here.

hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Contributing to the delinquency of bloggers now I see! Next you'll be charging for this little peep show of yours won't you? :)

Kay Olson said...

Yeah, I thought about the big ol' pile of money too. Or the insurance coverage, or health care benefits, or....

Betty said...

Woah, you get "feminism niqab" too? I get it every month, and I webmaster a comics site.

Kay Olson said...

There's actually validity to finding my site through "feminism niqab" since I wrote about it here and here. But combined with the other searches it's just a bizarre mix.

A current check of the last ten search engine visitors shows this:

fetish blog wheelchair
spain straitjacket nurse
Amanda Baggs
disabled people porn
"peeing in her pants"
disabled native americans
gimp porn
wheelchair porn
ellen stohl
pity demeaning

Still at least 5 out of ten, though that's just search engine, not everyone.

Unknown said...

The tank chair is everyone porn. Coolest thing ever. The only thing is that it needs attachments to fend off the hordes of random people who will gather round it going 'canihaveago? pleasepleaseplease?'

Greg (Accessible Hunter) said...

what a great post!

Driver76 said...

With the comments and referral links related to porn, you might find this interesting:
http://www.cbc.ca/radiosummer/betweenyouandme/
Broadcast interview with Professor Loree Erickson (Aug 14/08) her blog at damn2025.blogspot.com and her porn site: acsexxxable.ca

Ron Hudson said...

Awww, that is pitiful...but typically, I have a related anecdote.

I visited friends in Germany a couple of years ago and met a friend of theirs who had "glass bone" disease, as it was translated to me. She had been an advocate for the disabled in Germany for years in a country that isn't nearly as advanced as the US in terms of guaranteeing access to buildings, etc. Again, I don't speak German, so I am relying on translated information for these details.

One day, she was looking for porn for disabled people and couldn't find any. She decided to rectify the situation and set up a photoshoot of herself in fishnets and high-heels. It turned into a coffee-table book of porn for the disabled. I hear it was a very popular book.

She was quite a character. Sadly, she passed away within a year of our meeting. I only ever knew her first name, Annette.